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Dec. 11th, 2007 @ 09:20 pm Dwarfs!
Dwarf Fortress got a Z axis, and it is good.

I'm in the process of carving out a massive pillared entryway guarded by crossbowdwarfs, ballistae, and spike traps. Now all I got to do is finish up the farms before the little bastards starve to death.
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Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 12:19 pm Kitty +1
Now I've got a cat. Or rather shared custody of a cat. It's name is the Russian word for heart which I can't even begin to spell.

Last night she was all snuggly and wanted to watch TV. Today, though she seems to want to hide under the bed.
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Oct. 26th, 2007 @ 09:04 pm I had an odd idea today.
It would take some preparations, but they wouldn't be too extreme. All you would need to do is conduct a little research into the clothing styles and mannerism of Americans in the 1890s. Or hell, even further back if you want. Then spend a few weeks making some period clothing from your chosen time frame and practicing period slang and word use.

After that you could burn a few hundred dollars on some gold, silver, or even gems to use as "exchange" for modern currency. After all, those things will likely always have value. If you've got the skills and the inclination it would also be almost necessary to craft/find some hand crafted versions of things like your eyeglasses, some pencils/pens, and notebooks. Your supplies would need to look authentic, so would likely be very inexpensive to gather (other than the valuables, of course) and would likely just take a few months to get together.

Then, save up a few months worth of vacation time, or some other way of not being missed for a few months, and get a friend to drop you off near a small town where you will be reasonably safe if things go wrong. The best case scenario would be to have people in the town that you know, but who are also not originally from that town (an old friend who moved away, or something).

Once you have arrived at your destination, the fun begins. Pretend to be a scientist from the 1890s (or whenever) who is testing a machine that can send things forward in time. Wander around town and take notes. Spend hours in prominent places making sketches or paintings of things. Ask people questions about normal things like cars and coffeepots, and then take notes and draw diagrams. Get huffy when some teen doesn't know how an iPod stores music. You are after the DETAILS after all. Be as public as you can and talk to people everywhere you go. I think that going to a bank or pawnshop to trade in the valuables would be a particularly rewarding experience.

Once you have made a few friends or acquaintances start to let on about your "mission". Let them know that YOU are one of the people who helped build the first time machine. When they respond badly, become horrified. After all, if modern man doesn't know of your exploits, that means you didn't make it back to confirm the results and your are now trapped in the future.
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Oct. 10th, 2007 @ 11:53 am Portals is amazing
That is all.
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Sep. 29th, 2007 @ 08:15 pm Bithday Post!
So, a combinations of pure laziness and The Order of the Stick have delayed me a few days. Be that as it may, I'm still claiming this as a birthday post.

My actual birthday was a bit lame, but the day after made up for it. I got myself a birthday Pub Cake (chocolate cake made with Guinness) and big pile of clothes. Katie got me some cool shoes, and Crispy sent me a GURPS book in the mail. All in all a good day.
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Jul. 30th, 2007 @ 08:32 pm Some things just make me happy...
Emotional Status: happy
Traps, traps, trappity trap traps!

All of the mayhem and paranoia inducing elements of finely made and well placed traps are made so much better by GURPS. Sure D&D traps are fun and all, but GURPS has the mechanics for amputation. Suddenly those 1d+2(2) damage rolls can alter your character's ability to easily reference the number "10".

Also, I would like to mention here that the tedium of looking up rules in the book is made much more bearable when you get do mutter things like "Crippling? Hmmm, the index says that's on page 421," and watch the players respond.
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Jul. 13th, 2007 @ 08:39 pm My butt hurts
Yesterday was a pretty darn good day. Went horse riding, picked some wild blackberries, and ate some of the tastiest fish I've had in a while.

All of these things made me pretty happy. However, they also really annoyed the horses. Or my horse at least. See these horses live in a fairly large herd (11 or so) so they have formed a pretty tight group. This means that if you show up more than once (this was my second time out) you get a horse hazing... by the horses. Therefore my horse was determined to do whatever I told her not to do. In fact as soon as I hopped on, she immediately ran back into the barn and started eating.

Since May (the horse) was being such a pain we decided to get her to behave the old fashioned way, by riding her around until she was too tired to misbehave. So we rode for miles. And miles. And miles. Down a long, winding, mostly improvised trail that lead over a few jumps. The jumping got fun after the first one.

The end result was a rather alarming amount of blackberries, horse respect, and a pretty darn good afternoon.
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Jul. 6th, 2007 @ 04:46 pm So I went looking on the GURPS forums
and I found a list of things that people are no longer allowed to do or say. There are a few hundred of the things, submitted by about 50 people or so. I appreciate Crispy putting my thing about the molecular glue up there. I still maintain that I should be able to purchase it. I don't think it was nice of the government to put up all those signs...

So anyway here are a few dozen of my favorite no-nos:

When my commanding officer asks me where I got seven crates of ducks, I shouldn't offer him one to "keep it on the down low".

I am not to try and sell my elf dependent as a "transmorphed parrot with a large vocabulary and pointy ears, but don't worry, it'll wear off."

Simply 'acting natural' is not going to explain why you and your blood soaked friends are standing in a pile of civilian corpses.

I am not allowed to substitute the number of rounds I have left in my gun for an interrogation roll just to speed things along.

Car bombs are only funny once.

Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero.

I do not have weapon proficiency in cat.

Naming your character Bill Cosby does NOT grant any type of bonus when dealing with gelatinous cubes.

Raiding cemeteries for the fresher corpses is not perfectly okay since "they would spoil otherwise and no one was using them anyway".

I should be sorry about that little old lady in St. Petersburg and take care not to repeat that mistake.

Orbital bombardment is the not the answer to everything.

I will not attempt to gain "irony points" by hitting the sentry with a bottle of stimulants to render him unconscious.

The word "And" does not send my character into a killing frenzy.

A half-brick in a sock is not the chosen weapon of any deity.

I may not solve the "tragedy" of a single death by "killing millions" and making it "a statistic".

"Then maybe he shouldn't have said that to me." is insufficient justification for fetching an unarmed peasant a savage beating when "that" was "Good Morning"

"Because you heard about my cool toy and wanted to see it in action? TWANG! BAOOOOMMM!" is the WRONG ANSWER when a member of law enforcement asks if I know why they pulled me over.

Should my GM send my character on any sort dungeon crawl, smoking out the dungeon with car exhaust and then coming in later with gas-masks to get the loot is in poor taste.

If the final step of the plan is 'and then we kill the witnesses', I am forbidden from doing that plan.

'Stalin got away with it' is never a valid excuse.

Play a superhero who wades in to confront the evil doer taking hostages and when the evil doer says "leave at once or I'll shoot a hostage," says "I dare you to," and repeats until there's only one hostage, "whatcha gonna do after you've killed that one?"

If I need calculus to explain my plan, it is not allowed.

Justifying my characters' actions with ranks in Profession (Disrupt Campaign) is not acceptable.

Even if my character is the bosom friend of the young noble, his name is not Mercutio and there will not be a curse on both their houses.

And finally, my favorite:
Plan B is not automatically "Twice as much gunpowder as Plan A".
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Jun. 21st, 2007 @ 09:05 pm Holy crap.
Talladega Nights is probably the darkest, most depressing comedy I have ever seen. I'm sitting there trying to laugh at Ricky Bobby's quirky character and lines, and all I can think about is how bleak the plot is. The movie has a good point, but damn is it ever depressing to watch people try to fill the holes in their lives with money.
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Jun. 16th, 2007 @ 02:26 am Guess what!
I'm making monsters.
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May. 19th, 2007 @ 11:29 am Where does this stuff come from?
So I just figured out the principle behind manufacturing invisible... anything. All you have to do is make each surface shorter than the wavelenth of visible light.

Thats how stealth planes work: all of their surfaces have no flat/reflective areas that are long enough to interrupt radio waves. So just use the same principle a several dozen times smaller and you could create a surface that wouldn't reflect light. If the surfaces could be created small enough, light would not be affected by their presence. It's why your can't see atoms and such; they are too small to reflect light.

I'm thinking that this material would need to be constructed using radiation somehow. The wavelenth of radiation is much shorter than that of light, and it could be used to shape some receptive material into forms that don't reflect light.

Anyway, that it for this installment of "Random Crap From My Head"
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Apr. 25th, 2007 @ 08:48 pm New planet!
So, some scientists in Europe found a new earth-like planet. It's called 581c (which is a terrible name) and has the appropriate mass, temperature, and it orbits a red sun. It's Krypton. So far scientist have only been able to gather information about it by measuring the distortions that is causes to it's star, but this has told the scientist the approximate mass, velocity, and distance from it's star.

The planet has a gravity 1.6 times that of earth, but it is a little less dense, so it is much bigger. If the planet has an atmosphere similar to earth, it would have a temperature range of 32-104. Which means it could easily support life. Anyway, here is a link to the article. It makes me giddy thinking about how in 2-3 hundred years we might be colonizing another solar system.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/space/04/25/habitable.planet.ap/index.html
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Mar. 23rd, 2007 @ 06:31 pm Hey, check your car!
Katie, I think you have my phone in your car... or at least I hope you do. Otherwise someone else has it. If you could check and let me know, that would be cool.
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Nov. 22nd, 2006 @ 02:41 pm New pledge:
I will henceforth never listen to anyone who cannot accept the possibility that they are wrong. People that have absolutely no doubt whatsoever about the truth and consistency of their own thoughts have either ignored evidence to the contrary, or never looked for any. Both possibilities are disconcerting.

Either that, or I should stop replaying conversations in my head without the second party present.

Also, if I can remember how to do an LJ cut I'll post some fiction. But I'm not reading the FAQs... 'cause I'm stubborn.
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Nov. 17th, 2006 @ 12:36 pm Ok, Balthier, I'll make you a deal...
Next time there is a cutscene in which Vaan acts like a child, shoot him. Or just stab him quietly the next time we are waiting at a loading screen, I won't tell anybody. Then I'll let you be the main character of the game, and we will ALL be happier. Except Penelo, perhaps, but we don't really need her, we've got Ashe.

So what do you say Balthier?
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Oct. 29th, 2006 @ 08:52 am Halloween party = Good
Thank you, Sirch, for allowing us to get so very drunk at your house. It was good times with good people.
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Oct. 27th, 2006 @ 06:22 pm Hey, you people:
You know who you are. When and where is the Halloween party.
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Oct. 13th, 2006 @ 03:11 am So... Here is a fun quote I found:
Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds it's destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a Machine of blood and bone, and fueled by my hatred for you. This fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incenerated. Then, as streams of bubbling pitch run down my face, I will begin my dark work. I will open one of my six mouths and sing the song that ends the earth.
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Oct. 12th, 2006 @ 10:53 am I knew it!
In my dreams, Jaime and Adam (the guys from Mythbusters) are Jedi masters. Also, there was a bit about a mall getting destroyed by giant robots.
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Oct. 8th, 2006 @ 12:26 pm The good quotes so far:
"We are in a car"

"You can't keep the horse!" "Well why not? I let you keep Mickey"

"How long did you wait?" "Five and a half hours." "Good, great. Always wait five and a half hours, then."

I'm on episode 5 and so far, I like the cybermen more than the daleks.
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